Jimmy Fallon does some break dancing.
When a person has delusions that a stranger or famous person is deeply in love with him/her, it’s called erotomania.
being really excited about something your parents don’t care about
when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
my self esteem is going down i’m yelling timber
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
on the internet:
in real life:
my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”