i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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remember how fun the twitter fight was until the wanted dude hashtagged narnia and itgetsbetter and everything kind of just stopped for a second, we all took a collective gasp, the world stopped spinning on its axis, and harry tweeted about a tip jar
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it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad
Literally my life rn
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the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
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i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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- day off: tumblr
- need to study: tumblr
- shitty weather: tumblr
- wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
- plans with other people: tumblr
- in class: tumblr
- supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
- on the bus: tumblr
- the apocalypse: tumblr
- during my own funeral: tumblr
- tumblr: tumblr
- tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
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American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
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