the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
Wait, do you rub it all over the paper???
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles
gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
microsoft word old man dog thing
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again